1. You enter your password on tha microwave.

    2. You never played solitare with real card or in years.
   
    3. When you add "ed " or " t " to the word that is already in past tense such as
    (LIGHT SKINNEDED, TOOKED, or KILT).

    4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button     on the TV.
   
    6. When you where flip-flop anywhere outside the house.

    7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

    8. As you read this list you thinkl about sending this list to all of your friends.

    9. and you still too busy too see that number five of theis list is missing.

    10. You scrolled back up to actually see that there was no number five.
   
    11. And now you are laughing at stupidity.

    12. Now you are thinking this thing is getting scary.

    13. Repost it if you fell for it. You know you fell for it.